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dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

dawnof-thefinalday:

hot-as-balls:

a 16 year difference

*started from the bottom plays in the distance*

“I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me. It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them.”

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope


Shiny Umbreon!

More like Shiny Umbreain’t havin none of your weakass shit

Shiny Umbreon!

More like Shiny Umbreain’t havin none of your weakass shit