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Letter to my ex

Heard you were hella depressed and I felt sorry for you. Learned you’re getting married next year and I have nothing but happiness and love for you. You’ll never read this and that’s ok. I’m sorry for the shitty way I treated you when we were together and the shitty way I treated you afterward. I finally started taking serious responsibility for my past and my future. Things are still shitty. I’m still not the person you wanted me to be. But I don’t hold a lot of the ways I felt I was treated against you anymore. I still think I’d hightail away from you if I saw you in public, still out of anxiety but now with 0% heartache. I’m sorry you had to deal with the mess the man before you made me. I’m sorry I brought you down with me. I hope you get everything you ever wanted because you earned it, even if things got shitty for you for a while. I know you can do whatever you set your mind to, you always did. Sending you well wishes kid. Keep your head up. Thank you for being a big part of my life. You brought me a lot of happiness once, I hope somewhere in my mess I was able to do the same for you.

wetwareproblem:

f1rstperson:

Why is it every time someone makes a post along the lines of “sometimes i withdraw and don’t communicate much but i love my friends” or “we don’t have to talk constantly to show we care, sometimes engaging is overwhelming and thats okay” the neurotypicals are like

“Um??? Friends love to talk to each other?? If you never talk to your friends you’re a mean abusive dick?? Why would you not have the energy to talk to friends lol??”

Me: I love my friends, so when my brain is bad, I withdraw and avoid subjecting them to it.
Some NT: You complete fucking monster.

darkfrog24:

dark-haired-hamlet:

Pro tip: if an evangelical stranger approaches you asking to pray for you, there’s inevitably something about you that they see and want to change. [Ex: I attend a very conservative, very religious uni and am clearly tomboyish/lesbiany, and thus am constantly attracting evangelical strangers] If you can’t shake them (usually very difficult), then turn the tactic upon them by asking if they mind you leading the prayer bc “I have a few things on my mind.”

Then talk about whatever it is that’s making them uncomfortable. I ask god to protect all the lgbt+ kids that are lost, isolated or homeless. I mention my non-Christian brothers, sisters, and siblings that have to fight for recognition and respect in a monoreligious nation. I pray for the protection of immigrants and refugees, reminding my evangelical friends that their savoir was once one of that number. You can pray for pregnant mothers to find the resources and abortive care that they need, if they need it, if you’re feeling particularly brave.

This achieves two things: 1) there is no response to this, esp if you wrap it up with “amen, thank you guys so much for doing that with me. I hope y'all have a blessed day” and leave them no room to continue the prayer. But more importantly 2) that group will NEVER bother you again and you will show them, using their own method against them, that their prayer isn’t an act of faith, but of power.

Just thought I’d share bc I know that I used to be accosted by evangelical strangers once a week on my uni campus and never had a good response or ‘out’. This is by far the most effective method of shutting that sort of behavior down real quick.

Jesus could be a passive-aggressive son of a G and this is right out of his playbook.

bitchycode:

its the last day of 2018 so i’m gonna say it: what the fuck was that

jehovahhthickness:

heathergraves:

horreurscopes:

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

bestfunny:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i-am-a-fish:

hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?

could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi?

OH GOD I’M SO SORRY

millennial-review:

frostklamm:

leave me to my dreams